Tuesday, October 22, 2019

How To Live A Cat's Life.

How to live a cat's life.

There are two factions living in the world. Those who like cats and those who don’t.
A third group  does exist. Those who just can’t make up their minds about the qualities of a cats or the lack there of. These souls fall in the category with the squirrels. Our roads and highways are spattered with the remains of those critters who just couldn’t make up their minds.  

But if you are reading this then you are likely members of the first group and one of my followers, striving to achieve the noble, undaunted and royal characteristics of a cat’s life. Thus, you are not of such a weak-minded wishy-washy disposition as the third group.

I am addressing those of you in the first group, after all, I AM a cat.

Are you a part of the  growing percentage of folks who suffer from tension related illnesses and dissatisfaction with your lives, careers and relationships? If so, you could really benefit from learning the aspects of living a life like mine.

For example, I rarely question my identity. I am a cat that the universe has created.  I don’t want to change the fact that I have five toes when I meet a cat with six. I accept my white furry feet which makes me appear to be  child's doll wearing socks. I don’t envy the black cat whose coal-black fur glistens in the sun.

Of course, there are times when I wish I had thumbs or that I were a better communicator. But I don’t and I’m not. What happens when  I don’t accept who I am? My reaction is frustration, which takes me down a destructive path. Knocking items to the floor, howling in annoyance and hissing offers me only fleeting satisfaction.

Nursing doubts about my abilities as a cat creates stress. Tension has no place in my  life as a cat, nor should it have a place in yours.  So, what do I do?

I resort to meditation. No, I don’t gather around with other cats, close my eyes and go,  “Aaah hum” or “Namaste.” 

I remove myself from all the useless energy  that buzzes  in the city's air or the concrete campgrounds which are lined with the machinery made of things we have destroyed and molded into cocoons to make us feel safe.  I go outside. .

I explore in wonderment and curiosity  a world that is invisible because of the city lights and roaring rapids of the congested roads. Outside I can absorb the magical  power exuding from all things that are content to just be.

 I imagine  the impossible. The possibilities  excite me and make me believe anything and everything is within my reach.
You may attend your meditation classes, engulfed by the noisy hustle of  civilization,  but when  you reach out for understanding and serenity you are  like the prisoner who is lucky to have a window which  carries him  past his bars.  You are able to see  the freedom and the magic and you can imagine the possibilities, but until you find the courage to take the risk, put everything on the line and break out of your cell....

You cannot live the life of a cat. And you will not sleep with the deep knowing that  all you have to do is just be a cat.

Hi everyone! Sportster here. So glad you came by to give me a pat on the head. I've been so busy living full-time in my RV,  it is just that  -- a full-time  job.
Here is a sample  chapter from my latest book, ACTIVATE LION MODE.
If you are intrigued, twitch your tail and pounce on the link below to take you to  Judy's Amazon Author page and check out my book and all of Judy's.

The moon was high. The starlight, dimmed from the city’s lights, had lost its sparkle. For the amount of bodies strewn across the asphalt, the makeshift campground surprised me. The bustle had toned down to murmurs, occasional spurts of low laughter, and the sporadic bark of a dog.  A good time to move out.  I studied my foster family one last time. Jawbreaker sensed something was astir and lifted his head. I ignored his watchful eye, and headed out. When I looked back, he padded behind me, probably thinking I was taking a bathroom break. I stopped, jerked around, and hissed.  Jawbreaker’s eyes widened, heeded my warning, and sat down. His big mouth drooped as I spun around and sprinted off into the night.
I jogged along the road we had come in on. The city offered drainage ditches, underpasses, and an occasional abandoned building for hiding.  Only two trucks passed. 
Maintaining a steady pace, I made time.  No sign of bears or elk. No woodpeckers or hawks, but I jerked to a halt. I caught scent of an odor I had never experienced, but instinct told me it was the smell of death.  I froze and began to tremble. I wanted to run, return to my Green Berets and Jawbreaker, but chilling fear held me in place.
 I recalled Judy pointing out the dead furry bodies along the roadside. “Do you see that, Sportster? Bad things can happen if you aren’t careful.” She would shake her finger at me and say, “You have to stay close to home.”
 Well, I wasn’t close to home, thanks to her, but I would be careful.  I gathered my courage and followed the scent. On the edge of the road lay the ghastly carcass of a kitten.  I belted out a yowl that pierced the night and hightailed it. I didn’t stop until my lungs begged for air and my legs screamed for relief. With a last burst of energy, I dove into a   large pipe leading under the freeway.  Rancid water splashed in my face as I sprinted toward the dim moonlight at the end of the tunnel.  My stomach hurled, and I gagged from the offending stench but kept going.  The passageway opened into a concrete ditch enclosed by cyclone fencing.  Without slowing, I rushed the line of chain link. With my momentum, I scrambled over the top, spurred by the ear piercing rattle of the metal, and leaped down on the other side. With the barrier between me and the crime scene, I stopped and caught my breath.
 I had landed in another parking lot. A large Elk, his head held high, sporting a wide rack of horns stood in front of a building.  I balked again, my hair on end. Wait. It was a statue. This was an Elks Lodge. Judy and I had camped at many of these facilities. They were fraternities of sort, their symbol, the Elk, usually guarded its entrance.  I scanned the parking area. Several RVs nestled in the rear of the property. One looked like our motorhome.
My chest pounded in anticipation, but I crept along the brick wall that met the fencing.   It was a long, but safe way around to the vehicle.  I must be cautious. Like most campgrounds at night, all was quiet. My heart raced as I neared the motorhome. Judy had not made it easy for me to find her.  She would be happy to see me.  I imagined her reaction after six nights without me. She would feed me my favorite treats and kiss my face while I pretended to hate her gushing. Judy mentioned perhaps she might be prone to believe, as the Buddhists do, in reincarnation.  They believe that pieces of the soul of a deceased loved one can be reborn into an animal’s soul, thus taking on the passed loved one’s personality characteristics.  “You are so like my Jack.” She would say to me. “He, too, acted like he hated my sweet talking, but I think deep down he loved it, just like you do Sportster.” I purred remembering her words and climbed onto the motorhome’s porch.
My heart sank when my paw touched the first step. This was not our home. Strangers’ scents coated the porch and the door. My tail drooped.  My heavy spirit weighed me down, accenting my exhaustion.  I crawled onto the porch.  Too tired to be careful, I curled up, tucked my nose under my flank and closed my eyes.
  The warm morning sun and the motorhome’s rocking movement woke me. I moved to a more covert position under the vehicle. Voices inside only mumbled until the door’s lock made a familiar click and a man spoke clearly.  “There you go, Annabelle. Why can’t you let us sleep late just once?”
The door slammed shut as a soft ball of fur glided down the steps. Grey paws reached out from Annabelle’s plush body and carried her to the ground. She performed her own yoga stretch, her elbows flat on the asphalt, and her butt in the air.  She must have seen me because her tail gyrated, then kinked into a small hook at the tip, as if calling me.
I sprang to my feet and approached like a peep on twitter, chirping my intentions, my exhaustion forgotten.  She turned, acted startled, her icy blue eyes grew large. I chirped again, more of an alluring trill this time. She stood her ground. Her tail flagged back and forth.
I presented myself, nose to nose, and suddenly   became aware of my unkempt condition. My cologne was the rancid tunnel water from yesterday. My tail, erect and vibrating, exhibited a glaring bald spot from Jawbreaker’s attack.  I quickly lowered it before she noticed. I rolled over, showed her my soft underbelly … and the burrs embedded in my coat.  I had been too fatigued last night to groom myself. Shame spurred me to jump up. I dashed away into the bushes.

1 comment:

  1. Great, descriptive writing, Judy. And an intriguing story.